Can we start an alternate fantasy league where the categories are:
catchers' signs ignored
sitting alone on the end of the bench scaring the living bejesus out of everyone
and maybe add...
Gatorade buckets tipped over/crushed with a bat
objects thrown onto the field
angry crotch-grabbing gestures
and f-bombs caught on live television
The top three picks in some order have to be Padilla, Aceves, and Carlos Zambrano...who else is taken in the first round?
If anyone can control a clubhouse with Aceves, Padilla and Zambrano it's this guy...